THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT'S RIGHT BOYS AND GIRLS, IT'S TIME ONCE AGAIN FOR ANOTHER FUN-FILLED HALF-HOUR OF...

"SHUT THE ---- UP AND LET BEZZ TALK ABOUT HIS LIFE FOR ONCE."

K

SO

FIRST QUARTER'S OVER.

WOOT.

Good thing first quarter grades don't count though, lawl. I'm failing Government sooooooooo bad. ...Oh shit, note to self: get the email out to the other 3 about the demographics. (I reread this shit after I post it, lol). So yeah, we're doing this poll of people in the greater Reno-Sparks area, and since I'm not exactly a people person, I get to sit back and make fancy shit once everyone else gets the data. Yay me.

So also, this is where things get funny. Saturday afternoon I was cramming for Trig (since the class's homework and quizzes are on MathXL and until now were being due in chapter-size lumps) and my parents went to take the dogs for a walk. So awhile later my mom comes in and sits down holding one hand, and a moment later I notice two of the fingers are all bent outta shape. My dad comes in and after I get her an ice pack he says she fell and might have dislocated her fingers.

Turns out, she broke her hand in FIVE PLACES. I mean, what the hell. I'm the wrestler of the family, and I have yet to get a really serious wrestling injury. Mom goes to walk the dogs and breaks her freakin' hand. Whatever's out there really has a messed up sense of humor.

FYI, she's going in for surgery tomorrow afternoon.

Speaking of wrestling, it kinda sucks that I missed all of practice last week, since today was killer. Oh, and tryouts are gonna be on Saturday the 14th. This is in part for those who care, and in part so I (hopefully) don't forget.

SPEAKING OF DATES (see what I did there), I submitted the senior sweatshirt design to one of the two teachers in charge of it, and there's gonna be a meeting on Wednesday to choose which one to use. If it's mine, expect a FAWKload of pix to populate my devART in no time. They even let me sign it (There's a little "ZJD" thing under the hood ftw). And if the the wrestling shirt comes out (and I ever get the original design back) there'll be pix of those, too.

They said senior year would be hard. Last Thursday, I would have laughed.

Right now I'd punch them in the face.

And so of course, rather than summarizing each subsection of each section of each article of the U.S. Constitution with a sentence each, I went and made new crap to put on this damn page.

Sweet, sweet procrastination.

Still in love with "Slow Motion" btw.

Allow me to start with a short conversation excerpt with Abel, a friend of mine on an RP site.


Bezz is dead. says:
i cant
fuckin
move
[c=20]Abel; Lord of Vice[/c=1] says:
What?
Bezz is dead. says:
my hanfs r like in 1 place
and just my fingers are moving lol
[c=20]Abel; Lord of Vice[/c=1] says:
Are you stoned?
Bezz is dead. says:
no
[c=20]Abel; Lord of Vice[/c=1] says:
Drunk?
Bezz is dead. says:
preseason wrestling practice
[c=20]Abel; Lord of Vice[/c=1] says:
Oh



That said, I'm not really exaggerating. I haven't worked out since June (which is clearly a result of my laziness lawl), so by the end of practice, I was ready to pass out. It didn't help that we had conditioning afterwards. On treadmills. Yeah, you know all those hilarious treadmill videos?

That.

Shit.

BURNS.

Oh, and when I got home, I quickly realized a few things as the dogs ran up to greet me and my mom like always.

Number one? The dogs like pawing at your legs when you come home, because they hope you'll pick them up (I assume).

Number two? It was a mistake to wear shorts.

And number three? Their nails haven't been clipped till January.

My voice is hoarse now.

So, who here thinks it can't get worse?

WRONG.

My mom overslept, so we ended up getting there 30 minutes late.



Now that is seems not running around with someone 20 lbs heavier than me on my back has given me a little energy back, a couple more updates;

OMFG I FOUND IT

5 years ago, I heard Slow Motion on the radio. That has got to be the sexiest beat in existence. I kinda forgot about it till the middle of summer, and two weeks ago I FOUND THE SONG. Omfg. This completes the hunt for the top 3 songs of my 12-year-old life (even before I got into rock ): Lean Back, Boom! It's On, and of course, Slow Motion.

Oh yeah, and Cake + Samurai Champloo = Awesome.


In other news, Coach Oliver's letting me design this year's wrestling shirt. Maybe if it makes it to the finish I'll get some pix up, if not then I'll post the concepts. I also worked out a design for the senior sweatshirts too; same display rules apply.

Haven't updated my journal in forevar, so why not now.

KSOLIKE

For starters, I made a slideshow of my artz for a church talent show, which happened yesterday. You can watch the vid at [link] although in the finished version I used different music. Apparently in a song about selflessness and giving, "rub your hips" is too sexual for church. Go figure. But yeah, that thing won me 25 BUCKS BITCHEEEEEEES!! Which puts my total Me funds at.......... $25.03. S'alright though, I won the Creative category, and my little brother (who did this Not The News skit about shit around church) won the $100 grand prize. As much as I hate to admit it, he deserved it, it was funny as hell. And to think when he signed up he was just gonna dance. Badly.

KSOLIKE

Senior year sux. D: I knew it was gonna be hard, but srsly? It's bad enough I haven't taken anything resembling Physics since middle school, but my teacher could bore an esteemed physicist if they heard him lecture. The funny part is I got caught for drawing in his class, even though I was listening (somewhat) to the lecture. He failed to notice (or at least discipline) the 5 or 6 people sound asleep nearby.

At least I'm taking web design this year. It's apparently gonna involve some basic HTML, Dreamweaver, and Photoshop. I couldn't help but grin when I heard about the last one. Only problem is my wrestling coach is aiding that class. QQ



KSOLIKE

Assassin's Creed is effing AMAZING. Just a few days before the end of summer my dad switched out the video card on our desktop computer (which he said he'd do at the start of summer- still no news on the PayPal account), so I finally got to play the two PC games I couldn't play on the desktop (phail video card) or my laptop (intel video card = designed for "office use" = EPIC PHAIL), Mercenaries 2 and Assassin's Creed. Ho. Lee. SHIT. The graphics and mechanics in that game are insane. It's kinda tough (especially after you kill someone and have to run like a bat outta hell to find a hiding spot) but definitely a fun game. Running across rooftops wasn't even this fun in the Spiderman game I used to have (although web-swinging was- maybe altair should have done something like that?).

Oh yeah, I also got MadWorld (MOST. FUN. EVER.) and Call of Duty: World At War for the Wii. Besides some aiming problems with the Wiimote, CoD is a ton of fun, although once I got stuck on the part after Roebuck bites it several times I was like "screw that" and went to multiplayer. Given that my last experience with the Wii's wifi consisted of a lag-infested match on DBZ BT3 that got cut off when it tried to end, I was pretty skeptical, but it actually works really well. Except for the dogs. The first game I played included a really good player on our team, so I was running around with a tommy gun when all of a sudden these German Shepherds run past and I'm like "WHOASHIT- wait... cooool...". Every other game I knew them as the Dobermans of death. It's bad enough that I don't work well with large dogs IRL (and that's putting it lightly), but seriously, nothing is scarier than sniping and all of a sudden hearing these dogs, and you come out of the scope just as one jumps you. I shat bricks repeatedly whenever they were played.

KSOLIKE

This song "Break Ya Neck" is strangely awesome. I think I'm starting to discover a deep love of ridiculously fast rap. The beat sounds all oriental and martial-artsy, and Busta kills ever verse. It's like violent ear sex, except you actually end up enjoying it. ...That's assuming you wouldn't otherwise enjoy it, you sick fucks.

"Shit, son, we 'bout to get some sky hurt up in this bitch!"

Or maybe that was Franklin. Pretty sure Sargeras knows.

So yeah. It's Independence Day, which means fireworks, which means my dogs will be barking their little heads off come sundown.



In other news, yesterday I was at a friend's funeral reception (he died earlier this week, he was only a couple weeks older than me too) and I found out from someone I know at church that I could take all my drawings and shit up after hours to her office and have them scanned, put on a flash drive and sent home with me. This means..... NO MORE CRAPPY QUALITY WEBCAM UPLOADS!!!

...For now. Also, it means I'll be able to get the rest of my stuff up like I had said I was gonna do before summer started. Sooooo... yeah. It gets a lot different after i change drawing utensils due to lack of resources, trust me on that.

Also, my parents keep thinking I'm being used to make all this stuff for sites and staffing and whatever, failing to realize that I enjoy doing it, so my dad's going to help me set up a PayPal account soon. Which means I'll enjoy this stuff even more.

It also means I can set up my best stuff as prints and offer commissions!



Of course, I'd need to get a scanner of my own for commissions... >_>