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Moving on.......
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Cite says:
No Uchiha was born on the short bus...their all prodigies for some damn reason.
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there's meth int he water supply, i swear. O:
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OMG UCHIHA = POWERTHIRST BABIES
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AND KENYA IS IN THE NARUVERSE!!!!!
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
THEY RUN LIKE KENYANS
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THEY BREATHE FIRE LIKE KENYANS
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THEY'RE EMO LIKE KENYANS
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THEY'RE KISHIMOTOS BABIES LIKE KENYANS
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OMFG
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THEY MUST BE KENYANS
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
I BET WE SHOULD SEND THEM BACK TO KENYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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NO WONDER SASUKE IS SO AWESOME
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HE'S LIKE A JET FIGHTER MADE OF BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS
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KIIIIIIIIIIIRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
You want strawberry? how about SHARBERRY
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
ITS RED and made of FIRE
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
REAL BLACK FIRE
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
Uchiha's now come in new flavors like
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
MADARA
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
OBITO
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GUN
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
and......
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
SUSANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
"God, why have you forsaken me?" "CAN IT!"
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
"When your god gives you doujutsu, you...FIND A NEW ANIME"
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
SHARINGAN
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
NOW WITH PREPOSTEROUS AMOUNTS OF GENJUTSU
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
PREPOSTERUTSU
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THESE AREN'T YOUR SENSEI'S PUNS, THESE ARE UCHIHAPUNS
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EEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOPUUUUUUUUUNS
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
Tsukyomi, Amaterasu, Susanoo, MORE JUTSU THAN YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOOOOR
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
Sharingan is blindness in an eye, sharingan is blindness in eye, Its blindness in an eye.
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
Warning, May Contain Teenage angst and mellodrama
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
YOULL HAVE SO MUCH POWER, YOULL RAPE PEOPLE SO FAST THE PROTAGONISTS WILL BE LIKE....SLOOOOOOOW DOOOOOOOOWN
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
And youll be like FUCK YOU AND HIT THEM IN THE FACE WITH YOUR FLAMEY EYE
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
Sound the alarm, you're going to be UNCOMFORTABLY ANDROGYNOUS
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RAPE
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AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
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YOU'LL BE GOOD AT IT
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
What if you everything you ever wanted in an anime....came....in...an...EYEBALL
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NEW UCHIHATHIRST: MANGEKYOU EDITION
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THE SAME UCHIHATHIRST
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BUT NOW IN AN EYEBALL CAN
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ITACHI OWNING
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
Think fast, douche-fag, Uchihathirst now comes in SASUKE......Kirabi-raping....Similar to ITACHI OWNING
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YOU'LL WIN AT EVERYTHING
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FOOTBALL
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CROSS COUNTRY
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RAPE
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PLOT TWISTS
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EVEN YAOI FANFICS
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AND YOU WON'T BE UKEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
*explosion*
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
What about me and my Kyuubi? SUSANOOOOOOOOOOO
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
Turn that Bijuu into a SUCK JUU
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Now let's hear from ACTUAL UCHIHATHIRST DRINKERS!!!!
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Sasuke: ...You have five seconds to get the fuck out of my face.
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
Itachi:... Cause driven, and the plot twist hero, Man, this fanfic sucks.
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Obito: Uchihathirst gave me back my life! Now to find that cumshot that stole my left eye. Gift my ass...
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Madara: Uchihathirst is-
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Pein: ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
ALL NEW EYES LIKE SHARINGAN its like GODMODING WITH YOUR EYES
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ITS AN ENERGY DRINK FOR EMOS
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MCRGY
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
Uchiha food, uchiha water, uchiha raping, uchiha getting screen time SO MUCH SCREEN TIME
They say hip hop is dead but I'm invokin' tha spirit. [Dessie] says:
FOUR HUNDRED CHAPTTERRRSSS
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