Minor update on the webcam uploads: Too lazy to add more right now, have fun looking at the same awesomeness over and over. Hey, at least it's awesome reruns, no?

Oooookay, for those who care, it's time for a Update On My Life

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*cricket*

Update 1: I hate all of you.

Moving on, School's almost over, guess what that means? Sitting around all day spamming up forums and avoiding direct sunlight? NOT! ...all the time.

There's this Lion's Den wrestling thing starting today till like mid-June that I'm part of. Apparently there's some tournament at the end. Which just means I get to gorge myself of tourney food afterwards. Ahh, wrestling tournaments- buffets of the sporting world, amirite?

Well, there's a catch; in ROTC today we played football and that one lame-ass 4-square game. Needless to say, I went with football. I wouldn't wanna own the shit outta the 4-square group too easily, y'know.

Weeeeeell, During the game, I was playing defense... or offense... or spectating........ when this HUGE SASQUATCHIAN MAMMOTH CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND-

Wait, wrong story. My bad.

So like, one of the other dudes, a guy that's built like a sumo dwarf and weighs enough to break an escalator nailed me in the chest and knocked me off-balance. Guess what happens next.

Too slow, the answer was C) You fell and fucked up your hand, you stupid cunt.

I like to make it a habit of being abusive with my Who Wants To Be A Millionaire-themed sarcasm.

Moving on, this means that I can't wrestle for a day or two. I'unno if it's a good or a bad thing, but you know what it does mean?

FREE PITY!

Lather it on, I ain't getting any younger! Until we discover the fountain of youth that is. I still say it's Dew. >_>

But I digress.

View my page or invoke the wrath of Crippled-Hand Boy. Or some other intimidating name. Whatever floats your/my boat.

Preferably my boat. It's way cooler.

I has T-Pain. Don't you ever forget.